Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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