im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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