dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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