I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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