i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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