i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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