Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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