I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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