oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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