I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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