I CAN MOONWALK!
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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