THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Terrible idea I love it
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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