Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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