Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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