My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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