My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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