in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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