I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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