goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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