just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
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