He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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