my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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