this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
that's an acceptable place to lick
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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