What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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