Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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