dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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