You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Randomize
