Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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