Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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