I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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