If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
