YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
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