I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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