You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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