Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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