Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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