yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
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I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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