She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
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she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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