I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
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I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Life is so much better after having sex.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.