Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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