Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(765): View more from Indiana

He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?

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(619): View more from California

Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently

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(229): View more from Georgia

He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.

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(972): View more from Texas

I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.

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(360): View more from Washington

No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules

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