So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Randomize
