I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
did you just send me my own nude
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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