I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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