hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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