Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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