Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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