Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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