This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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