I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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