I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
