I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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