I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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