she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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