what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The air was thick with penises
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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