This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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