Sponge bath it is.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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