Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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